"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living." — Dr. Seuss
"In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground." — Douglas Adams
"Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?" — Winnie the Pooh
"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose." — Woody Allen
"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something." — Thomas Edison
"I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?" — Ernest Hemingway
"It would be so nice if something made sense for a change." — Alice (in Wonderland)
"There is little success where there is little laughter." — Andrew Carnegie
"Don't let school get in the way of your education." — Mark Twain
"On a visit to the NASA space center, President Kennedy spoke to a man sweeping up in one of the buildings. 'What's your job here?' asked Kennedy. 'Well Mr. President'" the janitor replied, 'I'm helping to put a man on the moon.'" — Unknown
"HISTORY, n. An account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools." — Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
"We have a huge workforce that is illiterate or alliterate and relies on TV—which is sort of an oral tradition. And we have a small, extremely literate power elite...who understand that information is power, and who control society because they have this semi mystical ability to speak magic computer languages." — Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash
"Punctuation, is? fun!" — Daniel Keys, Flowers for Algernon
"My meaning simply is, that whatever I have tried to do in life, I have tried with all my heart to do well; that whatever I have devoted myself to, I have devoted myself completely; that in great aims and in small, I have always been thoroughly in earnest." — Charles Dickens, David Copperfield
"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman." — Homer Simpson